Who understands men??
* If you are gentle with them, you're a cheesy. If not, an insensible.
* If you do not fix it, you're careless. If you do, is to flirt with another.
* If you do not work, you're just a housewife. " If you do (and earn more than they) are angry.
* If they always pay, is an abuse. If you do, they feel less.
* If you sleep with them, you're a slut. If not, do not want them.
* If they ascend of course, is for their abilities If you do, it is because you slept with the boss.
* If they see others, it is their nature. If you see others, you infidel.
* If you go with a guy without money, you're a tared. If you date a millionaire, you're an interested party.
* If at 30 they are not married, are single coveted. If you at 30 you're not married, whether you spent the rice.
* If you are in a bad mood, you're a neurotic. If they are, poor things! Do not understand.
* If you're ugly, do not give you ball. If you're beautiful and intelligent, you are afraid.
* If you put the horns and continue with them, can not be stupid. If they do and kick, how little endurance you have.
* If you have a lover, is at home do not have what they need. If you are you, ah, what a bitch!
* If you are intolerant, understand, had a bad day. If you are intolerable, you're "in your day."
* If not careful, not want food do not have his or her clothes clean, the house spotless, are useless.